That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The feeling are messing with the penis
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Randomize