i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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