none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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