we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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