I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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