shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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