Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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