On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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