This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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