He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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