whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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