I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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