He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
