hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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