I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
