i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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