i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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