oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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