VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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