so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
