I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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