She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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