is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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