You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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