I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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