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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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