But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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