Dual....:-)
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I want to fling myself into the sun
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