apparently the secret to your success is patron
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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