did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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