So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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