brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
