Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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