i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my nose is crying tears of wow.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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