BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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