alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The feeling are messing with the penis
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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