I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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