Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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