She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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