ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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