shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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