dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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