All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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