i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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