Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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