Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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