this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
MIDGETS
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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