so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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