don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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