A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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