Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Bring me that man meat
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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