Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
