omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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