So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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