Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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