I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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