there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
